Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life
Listen to your plants
i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt
i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot